September 21, 2005
The 9th Month.
I’ve probably said it before and I’m sure it’s a common small-talk comment but…
“This really is the nicest time of year.”
So here’s the new calendar.
Forget January, February, and March. Skip forward to May. The year starts with May. June, July, August, and September stay intact. In fact, October and November stay in place, too. And December. But then we go back to September… and we have another three more Septembers in a row. September, September, September.
That’s a total of four Septembers a year.