February 22, 2003
Just imagine if Lake Vermilion, at some time after its discovery, was taken over by the Anagramists. My real estate advertising might then read something like this:
FOR SALE: A great undeveloped island property in beautiful Lake Vermin Oil. Asking $149,000
FOR SALE: Beautiful cabin with boathouse located on northern Minnesota’s great Lake Minor Evil. Only $198,000
It’s a Saturday. A Saturday in February.